Joke of the Day 7/4/2009

Darn These Flys

by MusicWiz

An Englishman, a Scott, and a Irishman walked into a pub. Each orderd a pint of beer . Then a fly landed in each one's beer . The Englishman, turning slightly green, pushed his beer away and asked for another one .The Scott took the fly out , shrugged, and drank his beer . The Irisman pinched the fly between his fingers and yelled " SPIT IT OUT! "SPIT IT OUT!"

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